Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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