Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
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Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
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After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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