new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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