Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
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