he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
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I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
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Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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