No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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