Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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