Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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