I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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