But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
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I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
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Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.