and i looked up. we had an audience...
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
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Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Good thing I've started drinking again
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.