I am puke
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
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The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
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I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner