I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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