you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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