If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
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the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
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I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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