im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Randomize
