I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
