I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
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