your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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