Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
