You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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