At least make sure they are 18
Why
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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