Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
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There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
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I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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