All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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