in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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