I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
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Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
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After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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