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Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
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I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
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Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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