I look better un-naked...
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
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My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
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Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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