i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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