I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
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Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
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Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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