I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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