omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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