rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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