but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
You left your phone here
Wait...
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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