dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
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thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
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I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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