My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
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We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
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You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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