It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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