We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
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her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
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I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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