Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
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I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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