he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
No I am not eating basil off your cock
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Your cock deserves a montage
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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