Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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