You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
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She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
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Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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