their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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