If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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