The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
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don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
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although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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