did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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