Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
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Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
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Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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