These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
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I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
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That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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