windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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