So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
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We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
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all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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