therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
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Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
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Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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