he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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