what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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