That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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