Whoa Z and x make the same sound
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
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