i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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