i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
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I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
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Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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