How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
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I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
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So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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