im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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