I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
The ass gains better be worth it
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