dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
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We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize